I can think of at least 1,000 reasons why boys live easier lives than girls. If it wasn’t for the fact that being a girl allows me to wear cute clothes and make-up. There is no doubt in my mind that I’d rather be a boy. Seriously, they have it so good.
They don’t have to give birth. They don’t have to be skinny. They don’t have to wake up nearly as early to get ready. However, one of the most absolutely unfair advantages men have over women is in the gift category.
Men can buy their girlfriends jewelry, stuffed animals, and flowers without worrying in the slightest what they’ll think. These gifts are pre-approved, with guaranteed satisfaction. Not to mention that they all represent love and sensitivity, but what can a girl buy for her man that holds the same desired sentiment?
As a girlfriend I want to buy my boyfriend something reasonably priced that says, “I love you.” I want to purchase something that he will see and think, “wow, she really appreciates me!”
At first I thought the best idea was to get him a watch, but then he showed up at school sporting a brand new G-shock so that was out of the question.
Then I figured a new shirt would do perfectly. It was then that I remembered my boyfriend owns possibly every shade of polo in the entire world and works at American Eagle (the only two brands he ever wears). So once again I was back to square 1.
What to buy him that screams, “We are more than friends,” was the question, and I had yet to find an answer. I had reached the peak of desperation and resorted to doing something I had sworn to myself I would never do.
I asked him what he wanted for his birthday. Horrible… I know.
I expected him to mention several reasonable romantic options that I would then narrow down and choose from. Instead he responded…
“The Sports Illustrated special edition for the UK Championship.”
What a romantic gift! Replace the candlelit dinner with the both of us in UK jerseys and sweats discussing draft picks at Buffalo Wild Wings! I would be the perfect friend with the perfect friend gift. He would look at the magazine thinking of me as a girl-friend rather than a girlfriend, which is exactly what I DID’NT want!
I had finally reached the end of my rope. The only sentimental “girlfriend,” gifts I could think of were too small and cheap to dazzle him. What on this godly green earth could I give him that sent the message I wanted to send without being too simple?
Apparently nothing. There is no material good that is good enough for me, but I don’t blame myself. I am not incapable of finding the perfect gift. I’ve done it before with my friends and with my relatives. My only fault in this failed effort is that I pursued an impossible task; Attempting to buy my boyfriend a perfect birthday present.
Girls don’t have it easy, there is no gift we can give that sends the right message. Shopping for a boyfriend’s birthday is like Mission Impossible minus the action. There is no way to buy him anything without settling, unless of course he loves heart-shaped jewelry.