{"id":9898,"date":"2018-11-16T12:56:53","date_gmt":"2018-11-16T18:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/di.owensboro.kyschools.us\/digitaldevil\/?p=9898"},"modified":"2019-09-18T19:42:50","modified_gmt":"2019-09-19T00:42:50","slug":"in-the-drivers-seat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/digitaldevil.org\/?p=9898","title":{"rendered":"In the Driver&#8217;s Seat.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>by Kennedy Jackson<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Since&nbsp;freshman&nbsp;year,&nbsp;I&nbsp;have&nbsp;been&nbsp;so&nbsp;excited&nbsp;to&nbsp;finally&nbsp;be&nbsp;able&nbsp;to&nbsp;drive&nbsp;by&nbsp;myself.&nbsp;Turns out, the Jokes&nbsp;on&nbsp;me because&nbsp;I&nbsp;didn\u2019t&nbsp;realize&nbsp;the&nbsp;process&nbsp;of&nbsp;a&nbsp;permit&nbsp;and&nbsp;intermediate.&nbsp;So,&nbsp;I&nbsp;barely&nbsp;passed&nbsp;the&nbsp;written&nbsp;test&nbsp;and&nbsp;panicked&nbsp;on&nbsp;thevision&nbsp;test,&nbsp;but&nbsp;low&nbsp;and&nbsp;behold,&nbsp;I&nbsp;got&nbsp;my&nbsp;permit.&nbsp;In&nbsp;my&nbsp;head,&nbsp;I&nbsp;was&nbsp;zooming&nbsp;down&nbsp;back&nbsp;roads&nbsp;with&nbsp;my&nbsp;friends&nbsp;blasting music\u2026&nbsp;but,&nbsp;in&nbsp;reality,&nbsp;I&nbsp;was&nbsp;driving&nbsp;my&nbsp;brother\u2019s&nbsp;SUV&nbsp;with&nbsp;no&nbsp;a\/c&nbsp;while&nbsp;he&nbsp;nagged&nbsp;me&nbsp;for&nbsp;driving&nbsp;too&nbsp;slow.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Driving&nbsp;is&nbsp;difficult&nbsp;and&nbsp;I&nbsp;have&nbsp;the&nbsp;attention&nbsp;span&nbsp;of&nbsp;a&nbsp;baby&nbsp;squirrel.&nbsp;I&nbsp;went&nbsp;home&nbsp;every&nbsp;day&nbsp;and&nbsp;begged&nbsp;someone to&nbsp;let&nbsp;me&nbsp;drive.&nbsp;My&nbsp;stepmom&nbsp;drives&nbsp;a&nbsp;Mercedes&nbsp;so,&nbsp;that\u2019s always&nbsp;a&nbsp;no.&nbsp;My&nbsp;dad&nbsp;drives&nbsp;a&nbsp;big&nbsp;Heehaw&nbsp;truck&nbsp;that&nbsp;knocks the&nbsp;wind&nbsp;out&nbsp;of&nbsp;me&nbsp;when&nbsp;I&nbsp;try&nbsp;to&nbsp;climb&nbsp;in&nbsp;it, so&nbsp;that&nbsp;won\u2019t&nbsp;work.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So,&nbsp;it&nbsp;finally&nbsp;came&nbsp;time&nbsp;for&nbsp;me&nbsp;to&nbsp;find&nbsp;my&nbsp;own&nbsp;car.&nbsp;I&nbsp;dreamt&nbsp;of&nbsp;a&nbsp;Honda&nbsp;Cr-V&nbsp;which&nbsp;was&nbsp;actually&nbsp;impossible&nbsp;tofind&nbsp;and&nbsp;crazy&nbsp;expensive&nbsp;so,&nbsp;I&nbsp;ventured&nbsp;into&nbsp;smaller&nbsp;SUVs.&nbsp;Let&nbsp;me&nbsp;tell&nbsp;yall,&nbsp;car&nbsp;searching&nbsp;is&nbsp;difficult.&nbsp;Apparently,&nbsp;$2,000is&nbsp;too&nbsp;much&nbsp;money&nbsp;for&nbsp;a&nbsp;first&nbsp;car?&nbsp;Who&nbsp;knew?&nbsp;Craigslist&nbsp;was&nbsp;a&nbsp;bust,&nbsp;and&nbsp;I&nbsp;wasn\u2019t&nbsp;lucky&nbsp;enough&nbsp;to&nbsp;have&nbsp;a&nbsp;parent\u2019s&nbsp;hand me&nbsp;down&nbsp;so&nbsp;I&nbsp;searched&nbsp;for&nbsp;days&nbsp;on&nbsp;Facebook&nbsp;for&nbsp;the&nbsp;perfect&nbsp;car.&nbsp;Dad&nbsp;was&nbsp;standing&nbsp;over&nbsp;my&nbsp;shoulder&nbsp;as&nbsp;I&nbsp;scrolled&nbsp;past one&nbsp;million&nbsp;rust&nbsp;bucket&nbsp;cars&nbsp;but&nbsp;stopped&nbsp;me&nbsp;when&nbsp;he&nbsp;saw&nbsp;this&nbsp;little&nbsp;black&nbsp;one&nbsp;for&nbsp;800&nbsp;dollars.&nbsp;\u201cYou\u2019ll&nbsp;look&nbsp;good&nbsp;in&nbsp;that one,\u201d&nbsp;he&nbsp;said.&nbsp;He&nbsp;didn\u2019t&nbsp;like&nbsp;the&nbsp;look.&nbsp;He&nbsp;liked&nbsp;the&nbsp;price&nbsp;which&nbsp;proved&nbsp;to&nbsp;be&nbsp;a&nbsp;problem.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;When&nbsp;we&nbsp;test&nbsp;drove&nbsp;it,&nbsp;the&nbsp;driver\u2019s&nbsp;seat&nbsp;was&nbsp;busted&nbsp;out&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;bottom&nbsp;and&nbsp;a&nbsp;window&nbsp;was&nbsp;being&nbsp;held&nbsp;up&nbsp;with&nbsp;an empty&nbsp;pack&nbsp;of&nbsp;Camels.&nbsp;It wasn\u2019t&nbsp;exactly&nbsp;my&nbsp;dream&nbsp;car,&nbsp;but&nbsp;a&nbsp;car&nbsp;nonetheless.&nbsp;So,&nbsp;we&nbsp;bought&nbsp;it.&nbsp;&nbsp;I&nbsp;named&nbsp;him&nbsp;Daryl.Daryl&nbsp;is&nbsp;a&nbsp;black&nbsp;2003&nbsp;Saturn&nbsp;L300.&nbsp;Which&nbsp;in&nbsp;2003,&nbsp;was&nbsp;considered&nbsp;a&nbsp;luxury&nbsp;car.&nbsp;But&nbsp;my&nbsp;Daryl&nbsp;smells&nbsp;like&nbsp;dirt&nbsp;and&nbsp;the doors&nbsp;are&nbsp;smoke&nbsp;stained.&nbsp;I&nbsp;put&nbsp;the&nbsp;way&nbsp;too&nbsp;common&nbsp;bohemian&nbsp;seat&nbsp;covers&nbsp;in&nbsp;him&nbsp;and&nbsp;hung&nbsp;a&nbsp;Rosary&nbsp;that&nbsp;smelled of vanilla&nbsp;from&nbsp;the&nbsp;rear-view&nbsp;mirror&nbsp;and&nbsp;fell&nbsp;in&nbsp;love.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I&nbsp;couldn\u2019t&nbsp;wait&nbsp;to&nbsp;go&nbsp;for&nbsp;drives&nbsp;on&nbsp;country&nbsp;roads&nbsp;and&nbsp;go&nbsp;to&nbsp;drive-ins.&nbsp;But,&nbsp;it&nbsp;was&nbsp;August&nbsp;and&nbsp;I&nbsp;couldn\u2019t&nbsp;get&nbsp;my intermediate&nbsp;until&nbsp;October.&nbsp;I&nbsp;have been&nbsp;driving&nbsp;Daryl&nbsp;for&nbsp;3&nbsp;months&nbsp;and&nbsp;he&nbsp;has been&nbsp;in&nbsp;the&nbsp;shop&nbsp;twice.&nbsp;Once&nbsp;for&nbsp;some technical&nbsp;thing,&nbsp;and&nbsp;once&nbsp;because&nbsp;the&nbsp;heat&nbsp;didn\u2019t&nbsp;work.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Now,&nbsp;the&nbsp;time&nbsp;has arrived&nbsp;for me to&nbsp;take&nbsp;my&nbsp;driver\u2019s&nbsp;test.&nbsp;I\u2019ve&nbsp;asked&nbsp;my&nbsp;friends&nbsp;how&nbsp;difficult&nbsp;it&nbsp;is&nbsp;one&nbsp;million times&nbsp;and&nbsp;perfected&nbsp;my&nbsp;three-point&nbsp;turn.&nbsp;However,&nbsp;the&nbsp;most&nbsp;difficult&nbsp;thing&nbsp;I\u2019ve&nbsp;ever&nbsp;done&nbsp;is&nbsp;parallel&nbsp;park.&nbsp;I&nbsp;practice&nbsp;day and&nbsp;night&nbsp;but&nbsp;for&nbsp;some&nbsp;strange&nbsp;reason,&nbsp;I&nbsp;can\u2019t&nbsp;get&nbsp;it&nbsp;right.&nbsp;The&nbsp;whole&nbsp;turn&nbsp;it&nbsp;this&nbsp;way&nbsp;and&nbsp;do&nbsp;this&nbsp;then&nbsp;turn&nbsp;it&nbsp;back&nbsp;just&nbsp;isn\u2019t clicking&nbsp;for&nbsp;me.&nbsp;&nbsp;I&nbsp;have panicked&nbsp;like&nbsp;no&nbsp;other.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m&nbsp;convinced&nbsp;that&nbsp;I&nbsp;just&nbsp;won\u2019t ever&nbsp;get&nbsp;my&nbsp;license.&nbsp;I&nbsp;am&nbsp;going&nbsp;to&nbsp;have&nbsp;my&nbsp;brother&nbsp;drop&nbsp;me&nbsp;off&nbsp;for college.&nbsp;But, today&nbsp;at&nbsp;1:30,&nbsp;I\u2019ll&nbsp;finally&nbsp;take&nbsp;my&nbsp;driver\u2019s&nbsp;test.&nbsp;Last&nbsp;night&nbsp;I&nbsp;parallel&nbsp;parked&nbsp;six&nbsp;times&nbsp;and&nbsp;did&nbsp;it&nbsp;correctly&nbsp;three&nbsp;times&nbsp;and&nbsp;hit the&nbsp;curb&nbsp;three&nbsp;times.&nbsp;I&nbsp;had&nbsp;dreams&nbsp;about&nbsp;driving.&nbsp;And&nbsp;this&nbsp;morning&nbsp;when&nbsp;I&nbsp;drove&nbsp;to&nbsp;school&nbsp;with&nbsp;my&nbsp;dad,&nbsp;it&nbsp;was textbook.&nbsp;Perfect&nbsp;turns,&nbsp;10&nbsp;and&nbsp;2,&nbsp;hand&nbsp;over&nbsp;hand,&nbsp;the&nbsp;whole&nbsp;shebang.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;I\u2019ve&nbsp;run&nbsp;it&nbsp;all&nbsp;through&nbsp;my&nbsp;head&nbsp;over&nbsp;and&nbsp;over&nbsp;again.&nbsp;\u201cMaybe&nbsp;if&nbsp;I&nbsp;distract&nbsp;the instructor&nbsp;by&nbsp;talking&nbsp;about&nbsp;the weather&nbsp;or&nbsp;kaleidoscopes&nbsp;he&nbsp;won\u2019t&nbsp;notice&nbsp;that&nbsp;I\u2019m&nbsp;driving&nbsp;in&nbsp;someone\u2019s&nbsp;front&nbsp;yard,\u201d&nbsp;I\u2019ve thought.&nbsp;I&nbsp;sure&nbsp;hope&nbsp;so.&nbsp;I\u2019m making&nbsp;my&nbsp;dad&nbsp;check&nbsp;me&nbsp;out&nbsp;two&nbsp;hours&nbsp;early&nbsp;so&nbsp;I&nbsp;can&nbsp;practice.&nbsp;Wish&nbsp;me&nbsp;good&nbsp;luck!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Kennedy Jackson &nbsp; Since&nbsp;freshman&nbsp;year,&nbsp;I&nbsp;have&nbsp;been&nbsp;so&nbsp;excited&nbsp;to&nbsp;finally&nbsp;be&nbsp;able&nbsp;to&nbsp;drive&nbsp;by&nbsp;myself.&nbsp;Turns out, the Jokes&nbsp;on&nbsp;me because&nbsp;I&nbsp;didn\u2019t&nbsp;realize&nbsp;the&nbsp;process&nbsp;of&nbsp;a&nbsp;permit&nbsp;and&nbsp;intermediate.&nbsp;So,&nbsp;I&nbsp;barely&nbsp;passed&nbsp;the&nbsp;written&nbsp;test&nbsp;and&nbsp;panicked&nbsp;on&nbsp;thevision&nbsp;test,&nbsp;but&nbsp;low&nbsp;and&nbsp;behold,&nbsp;I&nbsp;got&nbsp;my&nbsp;permit.&nbsp;In&nbsp;my&nbsp;head,&nbsp;I&nbsp;was&nbsp;zooming&nbsp;down&nbsp;back&nbsp;roads&nbsp;with&nbsp;my&nbsp;friends&nbsp;blasting music\u2026&nbsp;but,&nbsp;in&nbsp;reality,&nbsp;I&nbsp;was&nbsp;driving&nbsp;my&nbsp;brother\u2019s&nbsp;SUV&nbsp;with&nbsp;no&nbsp;a\/c&nbsp;while&nbsp;he&nbsp;nagged&nbsp;me&nbsp;for&nbsp;driving&nbsp;too&nbsp;slow. &nbsp; Driving&nbsp;is&nbsp;difficult&nbsp;and&nbsp;I&nbsp;have&nbsp;the&nbsp;attention&nbsp;span&nbsp;of&nbsp;a&nbsp;baby&nbsp;squirrel.&nbsp;I&nbsp;went&nbsp;home&nbsp;every&nbsp;day&nbsp;and&nbsp;begged&nbsp;someone to&nbsp;let&nbsp;me&nbsp;drive.&nbsp;My&nbsp;stepmom&nbsp;drives&nbsp;a&nbsp;Mercedes&nbsp;so,&nbsp;that\u2019s always&nbsp;a&nbsp;no.&nbsp;My&nbsp;dad&nbsp;drives&nbsp;a&nbsp;big&nbsp;Heehaw&nbsp;truck&nbsp;that&nbsp;knocks the&nbsp;wind&nbsp;out&nbsp;of&nbsp;me&nbsp;when&nbsp;I&nbsp;try&nbsp;to&nbsp;climb&nbsp;in&nbsp;it,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":357,"featured_media":9899,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[395],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-editorials"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitaldevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitaldevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitaldevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitaldevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/357"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitaldevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9898"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/digitaldevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9898\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9900,"href":"https:\/\/digitaldevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9898\/revisions\/9900"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitaldevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitaldevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitaldevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitaldevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}